I don’t really search for old acquaintances so I can keep in touch with them over the years; I simply want to see if they’ve dyed their hair, joined a sorority or gained a substantial amount of weight. Help me! --Jim / Los Angeles / 2 hours a day on facebook.
1. When you are talking to someone on the phone and writing on their wall at the same time.
4. You take pictures for the sole purpose of putting it on Facebook.
12. You check your facebook when you walk into a computer store.
31. You belong to more than 30 groups.
34. You update your Status daily.